6am is the best time to make decisions I’ll later regret as I lay on my deathbed.
Bill Cipher dazedly tapped his very human fingers against the counter, yawn escaping past his lips. Ever since he had taken on a human form of a teenager, a little younger than his co-worker Wendy, he had been working at the Mystery Shack, in order to better keep an eye on the Pines twins. They really had been coming close to solving the mysteries of Gravity Falls, and he couldn’t have that quite yet.
“So, hottie level of this one.” Bill blinked as a magazine was held up in front of the eye that wasn’t covered by hair and medical gauze. Sighing and glancing at Wendy she only smirked, “Oh come on man, usually Mabel plays the hottie game with me but she’s not here, so it falls to you. Come on, give a rating.”