Dr. Foo Hands

Too many fandoms, too little time

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ibelieveinahappilyeverafter:

6am is the best time to make decisions I’ll later regret as I lay on my deathbed.

Deer Teeth

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Bill Cipher dazedly tapped his very human fingers against the counter, yawn escaping past his lips. Ever since he had taken on a human form of a teenager, a little younger than his co-worker Wendy, he had been working at the Mystery Shack, in order to better keep an eye on the Pines twins. They really had been coming close to solving the mysteries of Gravity Falls, and he couldn’t have that quite yet.

So, hottie level of this one.” Bill blinked as a magazine was held up in front of the eye that wasn’t covered by hair and medical gauze. Sighing and glancing at Wendy she only smirked, “Oh come on man, usually Mabel plays the hottie game with me but she’s not here, so it falls to you. Come on, give a rating.”

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obsidianchameleon:

Teenage BillDip, aged up to about 16.
Summary: the two are at a party, but Bill starts getting a little jealous..

Things that are assumed:
-Bill and Dipper are friends.
-Bill has ulterior motives but human feelings and flaws start getting in the way. One of these flaws is jealously and it makes him rather possessive.
-Dipper is aware Bill has some powers, such as mind reading, but doesn’t know the extent Bill’s true nature, such as the fact that he’s a triangle demon with his own diabolical plans.



Bill much preferred sophisticated gatherings of intellectuals, but, given his youthful disguise and on account of getting to know his newest victi- er, friend, was forced to endure the congregation of hormone-fueled teenagers. Every time he assumed a human form, Bill would feel the rush of these chemicals clouding his mind, but it rarely, if ever, got to him. He still wasn’t sure why Dipper had dragged him out to the party - he never seemed like the type to engage in the party scene, and Bill himself didn’t care much for large boisterous groups, but after much convincing and talk of girls, he relented and accompanied Dipper to the party.

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ghost-chicky:

Bill just doesn’t quite grasp the concept of personal space.
FYI i still can’t draw Dipper. gotta fix that. 
Fun fact: I added the third panel in just as I was about to finish, thank god I did, that’s some comedy gold right there.

ghost-chicky:

Bill just doesn’t quite grasp the concept of personal space.

FYI i still can’t draw Dipper. gotta fix that. 

Fun fact: I added the third panel in just as I was about to finish, thank god I did, that’s some comedy gold right there.

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ghost-chicky:

Drew some Human!Bill Cipher stuff, and some Cipherpines stuff with it UwU

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Still as graceful as ever Bill

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Bill get yo hand outta those shorts

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One mostly naked bill and a bill face which because of the angle made his chin look huge ohmygodjustlookatitandtrynottolaugh

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SLEEEEPOVERSSSS featuring mabel and a bill I forgot whose skin I forgot to shade ahhhhh *lays on side*

Ahh ok enough crappy phone camera pics of my silly sketches

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gothiethefairy:

i have a headcanon that bill has a good singing voice and it’s one of his powers bc it lulls people to sleep.

so, sometimes, he sings dipper to sleep.

hahahaha;;;;

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inumaru12:

obsidianchameleon:

based off of this vine cause Bill would def do something like that

dedicated to inumaru12

I know I’ve said this already to you Obsidian, but thank you thank you thank you for this beautiful work of art.  I nearly cried at work today because between being so happy and laughing my ass off.  I wish I could hug you (though i’d probably squeeze you to death)

Bill would do this.

Bill would so do this (that asshole)

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